Thursday, March 29, 2007
lawncutting. weedeating. period.
welcome to the LAWN ORDER blog.
we cut lawns. we don't seed. we don't aerate. we cut lawns. just like the fat kid who used to cut your grass and trim the edges, except we're older and fatter. we really like cutting grass.
so whether you need a cut once a week, twice a month or just once in a while-we're your men.
we cut all over but are sorry to say we don't cross the bridge into surrey, make it out to coquitlam, or delta. gas just costs too much to go all that way to cut a lawn. we'd love to but....we'll let ya know if it's a little too far.
we only have few rules..they're new rules based on crap that's happened so pay attention.
-no yard sales....by this we mean if you have a lot of crap on your lawn, kids toys, dog toys, etc....we'll just mow around them. we're not here to clean-up your yard.
-dog crap. sure, your dog is gonna crap on your lawn, that doesn't mean i have to clean it up or mow over it...again, we'll just cut around it.
-we kinda like to be left alone when we're cutting. so hanging around watching us is a buzz kill. unless of course you wanna bring us leamonade or a burrito.
-we will work for food or other forms of barter....but it better be good.
-we like cash.
have fun.
you can e.mail us at:
lawnorderguy@gmail.com
or give us a call at 604.916.3669
pss. we also have great t-shirts and hoodies for sale. (the pic is of a the women's kelly green printed on american apparel. )
men's are 'leaf' color and printed on heavyweight guildan t-shirts. hoodies are cardinal red. print/design on back says-
"stealing jobs from kids since 2005" e.mail for details.
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5 comments:
I need somebody to cut my grass.
good stuff! :) jox
i bet you do jenn....
g.
hey garn - just for clarification, that jennifer is not me, but you probably already knew that. you're a smart fella...
yes i know...
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